
They say desperate times call for desperate measures, but Nokia getting into the firearms business? Unlikely. Still, this Cellgun is an amusing look at what may emerge if Nokia and Glock ever forged a partnership. I’m picturing hitmen drooling over its multifunctional convenience – marveling at the ability to organize a contract hit and carry it out all with one device. Genious.
The image comes from Strategy Page’s Military Jokes and is almost certainly a fake. I mean, unless that’s the thinnest phone ever made (despite having the appearance of an old Nokia brick) you’re never going to be able to insert the magazine.
As for taking a call…Not for covert operatives.
Sources:
Strategy Page via The Raw Feed
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