“Want clean and healthy air, 24 hours a day?” I’m listening. “Want to remove air pollutants without costly filters?” SOLD! *reaching for wallet*.
This powerful, air cleaning DIRT MAGNET called the Filterless Air Purifier emits billions of harmless electrons per second, hijacking airborne impurities and converting them to negatively charged ions. You with me? After that, all the nasty little particulates are drawn to, and collect on, the cleaner’s positively-charged collection tube – preventing them from being inhaled or dirtying your surfaces.
It’s a bit sciencey, but the cleaner has shown in independent lab tests that it removes airborne dust, pollen, pet dander and smoke particles as tiny as 10 freaking nanometers. “How small is that?” you ask. Apparently, 100x smaller than your average bacteria! Neat. And Tidy.
Capable of cleaning an entire 540 sq. ft. room in just 5 hours with consistent performance that won’t wane over time, the Filterless Air Purifier is silent, produces no ozone and its removable collection tube simply rinses clean for a lifetime of reliable air filtration.
I tell you, I’m firing the cleaner. No, wait. That’s me. FREE TIME!!! $329.95 at Hammacher Schlemmer (with an “in action” vid).