We just got this in over at ShopPeep, and it’s just so damned delicious gorgeous, I had to share. Featuring 700 red LED lights that create a scarlet luminescence, casting a brilliant red glow onto its 1,362 PVC tips, the 7 1/2 Foot Prelit Crimson Tree includes a hidden red-colored power cord, a foot pedal on/off switch and long-life lights that are rated for 25,000 hours of operation. Including a stand so you can easily move it about where you please (indoors or out), the 7 1/2 Foot Prelit Crimson Tree is available from Hammacher Schlemmer for $599.95. Someone pass the cranberry sauce. And the black forest cake. What? I’ve been a berry good boy.