We all love cooling down at the beach, or at the water park…especially on these hot summer days! But NOT everyone loves dragging 20 lbs of beach towel weight everywhere they go. If that sounds like you, the Pocket Towel Microfiber Travel Towel is here to help!

The Pocket Towel is made of ultra-fine woven microfiber, which when carried in the included compact neoprene pouch — easily fits in the palm of your hand. It measures a tiny 9 x 9 x 5.5 cm when folded, and weighs only 110 grams.

When unfolded, the towel is a sizable 120 x 60 cm — just a little less than a regular bath towel, and despite its thinness, the Pocket Towel actually absorbs up to 3 times its weight in water.

Imagine…you’ll no longer have to carry those bulky towels when you take your kids to the beach, the water-park, or when you decide to go camping. Simply throw a few of these thirsty travel towels in the bottom of a backpack and you’re set.

The Pocket Towel comes in your choice of blue, green or red, and is available now at LatestBuy for $22.95.

For decades, we’ve been polluting the planet with used-up batteries, punching holes in the Earth’s ozone layer by burning fossil fuels, and causing the polar ice caps to melt faster and faster.

It’s time we started doing something to help the planet — but that doesn’t mean we need to give up singing in the shower!

If you love gadgets, singing in the shower AND caring for the environment, the H2O Water Powered Shower Radio is perfect for you!

Unlike other water-proof electronics, the H2O Water Powered Shower Radio is the world’s first radio to use hydro-power to produce music for your eco-friendly ears!

It’s easily attached to your shower hose and, when you turn the water on, the flow spins the radio’s patented hydro-dynamic turbine generator. The energy generated charges an internal battery, letting you listen to your favorite FM station even after you’re out of the shower — no more disposable batteries!

With one-touch seek buttons, you can easily scan the shower radio’s full-spectrum FM tuner and listen to anything from your local radio talk shows to punk rock classics from the late 70’s.

The H2O Water Powered Shower Radio is an extremely innovative and eco-friendly gadget, and it’s available now at LatestBuy.com for $54.95.

Being a clean freak is pretty normal nowadays, but Europe and Japan have topped America where it counts. Take pride in your hygiene with the Brondell Swash S1000 Heated Bidet Toilet Seat, available in different colors and styles.

Yes, it’s a strange concept using warm water instead of toilet paper, but the Swash S1000 makes it a comfortable experience. It features posterior and feminine warm washes from fully adjustable stainless steel nozzles that are self-cleaning and sterilizing. A warm-air dryer is also available, so no, you won’t be soaked.

The intelligent body sensor activates the seat, saving power automatically, and along with full pressure control – there’s also a massaging nozzle oscillation feature. Tell me that doesn’t sound relaxing.

The Swash also features a heated seat and an automatic deodorizer for maximum comfort, plus all functions are easily controlled by remote. Its instant ceramic heating system means you have unlimited warm water the eco-friendly way, and the seat comes in either elongated or round shapes and white or biscuit colors to match your bathroom.

Take the opportunity to amp up your hygiene. Log on to Smarthome.com and get your Brondell Swash S1000-EW Heated Bidet Toilet Seat on special for $599.00 (normally $950.00).

No? How ’bout Beats In The Bath? Songs While You Soak? Man…you need to CHILL. And luckily for you, I got just the thing…

The iDuck Floating Wireless Speaker keeps your MP3 player dry whilst streaming your tunes to the tub – making bath-time sing-alongs as easy as duck soup. All you need do is attach any music player with a standard headphone jack to the included egg-shaped transmitter (cable included), and it will wirelessly beam your beats up to 10 meters at the sitting duck in the tub.

The iDuck also includes an FM radio for times you’re too exhausted to choose a track, requires 2 x AAA batteries (plus 3 x AAAs for the transmitter) and is available now from IWantOneOfThose.com with FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING (how sweet is that?!) for £24.99. You’ll take to it like a duck to water. </end idioms>

It’s the crack of dawn, and Mother Nature calls. We’ve all been there…

The LavNav protects your delicate peepers from the harsh experience of a 50+ watt bulb blinding you during those nocturnal visits to the porcelain throne.

Use the supplied sticky pads to slap the LavNav to the inside of your toilet lid and you’re good to go. When you wander into the dark bathroom, the motion sensor activates a soft light that keeps you on target, and then turns off once you’ve headed back to bed.

It’ll even keep the missus happy as it switches to red when the lid is up, providing you with a gentle reminder to put the seat back down and keep the peace. Simple, really. Green means…GO! “Wait, by GO do you mean urinate, or exit?” What I mean is…I hope they’re not your only options next time you hit an intersection.

Get the LavNav for £19.99 and you won’t even have to wake up all the way when you go see a man about a dog.

Conservation is the name of the game these days and we all want to do our part, but it’s hard to keep track of the time when we’re busting out with our best Lady Gaga impression while in the shower. It’s Water Pebble to the rescue. This funny-looking thing with the funny little name can actually teach you to take shorter showers. You’re on your own when it comes to nailing that Gaga impression, though.

Water Pebble is simple to use. Press it when shower time starts and it sets a benchmark to determine the length of all showers taken later. It gradually reduces shower time by about seven seconds each time you hop in the tub, letting you reduce water usage without even realizing it. Eventually, you could reduce your shower time down to six minutes, and that saved water can make a big difference on your bill.

There are no numbers to look at with soap in your eyes and no startling alarms to trip you up at just the wrong moment. Just watch the light go from green to yellow to red and you know it’s time to stop killing singing your greatest hits until next time.

Get the Water Pebble for just $13 | £8 | €9 and start saving money, water, and eardrums… depending on how bad your singing really is.

*Facepalm*

Sucker Hands are a novelty shower accessory by Kikkerland design that provide you with an extra pair of hands for your showering routine. No, they won’t undress you or give you a scrub-down (they suck at that), but what they will do is assist during the whole operation. SHAMPOO *scrubbing* CONDITIONER *combing* SHAVING CREAM *lathering* RAZOR *nicking* TISSUE PAPER. STAT!

Featuring suction cups on both sides to keep your showering essentials close at hand on any smooth surface, the Sucker Hands hold up to 6 pounds per palm and are available from Amazon.com for $7.95.

A fogless shower mirror that never fogs? Even after repeated use? Markcissus is excited!

Unlike most fogless mirrors that quickly lose their chemical-coated magics, this gadget called the Fogless Shower Mirror With Squeegee By ToiletTree Products features a patent-pending water chamber design that promises (and according to the reviews, delivers) a fog-free reflection for a lifetime, as well as a non-permanent mount that will never fall off.

Pivoting like an LCD monitor so your partner/flatmate/family can use it at various angles too, the mirror simply requires some warm water from the showerhead sprayed into its reservoir before each use and includes a self-stored squeegee to cleanly wipe away any water drop splashes on the mirror – for a clear, distortion-free reflection.

Attaching securely to any shower surface with its removable silicone adhesive and including a shatter-proof mirror and a built-in razor shelf (naturally), the Fogless Shower Mirror With Squeegee By ToiletTree Products is currently the number one bestseller in Beauty at Amazon.com (rated FIVE STARS from 147 contagiously enthusiastic reviews) on special with FREE shipping for $29.95.

Just a quick heads up to anyone who’ll listen everyone I know, forget the novelty socks for Chrissy this year, k? I WANNA FEEL LIKE A KING!

This ritzy robe called the Genuine Turkish Bathrobe is imported from the Denizli region of Turkey (where they’ve made the world’s finest towels since the Middle Ages) and features a 1/2-inch thick pile – not your typical 1/4″ – with an exceptionally high thread count of 69,000 loops per square yard for superior water absorbency and body heat conservation.

Made of thick, generously-sized 100% Turkish cotton that gets softer with every wash and a luxurious weight that’s 60% heavier than other robes, the Genuine Turkish Bathrobe is available exclusively – in a large range of unisex sizes – from Hammacher Schlemmer for $119.95.

Hmm…the girlfriend’s in the bath right now. I’m sure she’d love to get me one of these.

There’s nothing like a good sauna to cleanse the ol’ pores and rejuvenate your complexion, but if you don’t feel comfortable in your own skin – sweating it out semi-naked with strangers in pools of perspiration is the very last thing you want to be doing.

Fortunately, thanks to this clever cleansing combo called the Paradise White Cypress Sauna And Steam Room, you don’t have to miss out. In fact, since it conveniently installs in your own bathroom, you’ll be even more inclined to indulge than on infrequent visits to the gym or spa.

Featuring a walk-in sauna/steam room with a luxurious foot massage function and a hard-wearing cypress wood construction, the Paradise White Cypress Sauna And Steam Room also incorporates a fully-ventilated showering enclosure for an exhilarating cool-down post-sauna, as well as a deluxe daily scrub.

Including a thermostatic valve, a remote control, a shaving mirror and some attractive lighting to set the stage for singing along to it’s built-in FM radio, the Paradise White Cypress Sauna And Steam Room is the length of a standard bath tub measuring in at 66″ long x 48″ wide x 85″ tall and is available now with a 3-year warranty from Overstock.com for $5,094.99. You’ll have to be quick though, sell out risk is currently very high.

Note: If you can’t afford to be uncontactable while you relax for hours on end – don’t sweat it. A telephone’s included!