We’ve seen the Wheeled Flatbed Cart and the Heavy Duty Foldaway Cart to help heave-ho heavy plants around the garden, but if there are stairs involved, best roll-in the Potted Plant Hand Truck.

Specially designed to easily transport potted plants weighing up to 110 lbs, this wheely wonder features a nose plate that slides under pots, and a height-adjustable two-pronged pot rim clamp – which work in unison to secure planters up to 30″ high x 20″ in diameter.

With tires that’ll easily roll your pot plants across lawns, over driveways and even up stairs, the Potted Plant Hand Truck will literally take your gardening to a new level. Urban agriculture, ftw!

Including a foldaway noseplate and a handle loop, the Potted Plant Hand Truck hangs unobtrusively in your garage or shed and is available now from Hammacher Schlemmer for $79.95. Bloomin’ brilliant!

We just got this in over at ShopPeep, and it’s just so damned delicious gorgeous, I had to share. Featuring 700 red LED lights that create a scarlet luminescence, casting a brilliant red glow onto its 1,362 PVC tips, the 7 1/2 Foot Prelit Crimson Tree includes a hidden red-colored power cord, a foot pedal on/off switch and long-life lights that are rated for 25,000 hours of operation. Including a stand so you can easily move it about where you please (indoors or out), the 7 1/2 Foot Prelit Crimson Tree is available from Hammacher Schlemmer for $599.95. Someone pass the cranberry sauce. And the black forest cake. What? I’ve been a berry good boy.

“I see you birdy…shaking that tail. Ima pounce you good! Aaany moment now. Yep, any second. Damn, it’s cozy in here. Right, quick…before he gets away! No seriously, is the floor heated or something? Alright…on the count of three. 1…2…you know what, he’ll be back”…

Ever watched your cat napping when it’s chilly? You know, repeatedly trying to curl into an ever-tighter ball, but only succeeding in going round in circles?! I know. Cold with all that fur? Weak! (mee-oww!) But anyways, thanks to this super-duper-dwelling called the Only Heated Outdoor Cat House, kitty don’t have to be a house cat all winter.

Billed as THE ONLY place for cool cats to chill cozy up outdoors, the Only Heated Outdoor Cat House features a removable 20-watt heater inside its soft and luxurious, foam-lined waterproof floor – generating warm radiant heat to help frosty felines get warm and comfy between ‘ventures.

Covered in durable 600-denier nylon backed with waterproof vinyl, and featuring a pitched roof that overhangs all sides to keep kitty dry during showers or snow, the Only Heated Outdoor Cat House includes front and back doors for walk-thru warmth, simply plugs into AC and is available now from Hammacher Schlemmer for $129.95.

Last Christmas we took a looksy at the World’s Best Prelit Fraser Fir…and what a fir it was! But this year Hammacher Schlemmer have gone all out, offering an even FULLER version called the World’s Best Prelit Noble Fir, which promises unrivaled realism and naturally, the very best LED lights.

Molded from a live Abies procera (Noble Fir) and exactly replicating its curvaceous, prickly needles through a 3D injection-molding technique, the World’s Best Prelit Noble Fir LED Christmas Tree also comes fitted with 40% more branch tips than typical trees, for a luxuriously full, more natural look that requires less shaping (I’d call him a deep tree, me). It also boasts branches made of the heaviest-duty 18-gauge wire, to support even the most mega ornaments with ease.

Pre lit with a dazzling array of high quality LED lights that last 25,000 hours (8x longer than most) while requiring 98% less power, and starring patented technology that keeps the light chain lit should a bulb break, the World’s Best Prelit Noble Fir LED Christmas Tree is available now – new and exclusive – to Hammacher Schlemmer, in a myriad of heights, widths and lighting options ranging from $279.95 to $2,400.

Takes a laid-back approach…

Regular readers will already be familiar with the joys of recumbent bicycles, and thanks to this clever stationary version, you can now enjoy the same relaxed, cruiser-style seating arrangement indoors. Called the Foldaway Recumbent Exercise Bicycle, it lets you sit all upright and comfy-like with zero hunching over – letting you pedal with correct spinal posture that prevents unnecessary back strain.

The Foldaway Recumbent Exercise Bicycle folds in seconds to half its setup size to stow easily under your bed or in your closet for unobtrusive storage, and includes all the obligatory digi-bits that display heart rate (when gripping the handlebars), exercise time, calories burned, speed and distance traveled. As your fitness level improves, the resistance can also be adjusted at the turn of a knob. Bring. It. Owwn!

With a sturdy steel frame for years of enjoyable exercise that won’t break your back, the Foldaway Recumbent Exercise Bicycle includes an adjustable seat (for rider rotation), foam padded handgrips, pedal straps and integrated wheels for easy maneuverability and is available now from Hammacher Schlemmer for $199.95. A wheely good idea? Some might say revolutionary! On yer bike, then…

Perhaps this cast iron casserole by the crème de la crème in cookware could make my cookery less trick — “Voila, crème da la pew!” — and more treat!…

Called the Le Creuset Pumpkin Casserole, this pumpkin-shaped(!), flame-colored dish lets you prepare, cook and serve your seasonal noms with a visual flavoring of festive flair, and even comes complete with a quirky off-center knob to imitate nature’s inconsistencies.

Ideal for presenting sumptuous soups, stews and casseroles for dinner guests on Halloween, to celebrate pumpkin-season or simply for a bit of cheery year ’round fun, the Le Creuset Pumpkin Casserole performs well on all heat sources, includes a lifetime warranty and is available now from the wonderfully rebranded Wayfair.com (formerly CSN Stores) with FREE shipping for $159.95.

Nobody knows cold toes like yours truly. Poor circulation…leg it already!

If that’s a big “Yeah, brother. I hear ya”, here’s a gadget that’ll help put some color back in your lower limbs, and soothe tired muscles in your calves and feet to boot. Called the Circulation Enhancing Lower Leg Massager, it features finger-like nodes in its dual leg wells that knead tense muscles in a figure-eight motion – which improves blood flow and helps you relax.

Including a deep-penetrating vibration massage setting to shake away swelling in your soles, calves and arches, the Circulation Enhancing Lower Leg Massager comes complete with a cushy, luxurious leather covering and, get this, flips 180 degrees for use as a regular ottoman!

With six different massage modes and setting up simply in front of any chair, the Circulation Enhancing Lower Leg Massager is available now from Hammacher Schlemmer with immediate shipment for $449.95. Order now…then you can, you know, put your feet up!

Is this a clock from the past, or from the future? Either way, the Time Machine Clock by Can You Imagine is definitely cool, and gives you a whole new way to see what time it is.

This tabletop clock drops a chrome ball every 60 seconds for accurate time keeping, whilst a ball is added to the second tier every five minutes, and to the bottom every hour. This lets you tell the time by counting how many of these spheres are on each level. Who said staring at a clock was boring?

From an office to a child’s bedroom, this will spark interest from anyone who sees it, and is sure to become the centerpiece of any room.

Powered by 4 “C” batteries or an AC adapter, the Time Machine Clock can sit anywhere, and with its shock resistant plastic case, is durable enough to give you enjoyment for years to come.

To take timekeeping to the future, or maybe to the past, the Time Machine Clock is available at Amazon.com with FREE shipping for $33.68.

By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes…

With All Hallow’s Eve creeping up on us, the 10-Foot Macbeth’s Witches have swept into town – ready to scold young trick-or-treaters with a whole cauldron of trouble.

Featuring six integrated 7-watt lights to illuminate the bewitching threesome, and ensure they will not go unnoticed by passers-by “hey, stop the car. I swear that middle chick’s Gargamel!”, this spell-binding decoration is made from strong, lightweight terylene (commonly found in modern nautical sails) and packs more snaggleteeth and implications of ill intent than you could shake a (broom)stick at.

Including an electric fan for continuous inflation, the 10-Foot Macbeth’s Witches Halloween Inflatable is available exclusively from Hammacher Schlemmer for $329.95. Double, double, toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron children bubble…you know, with eerie excitement!

With today’s technology, a pen and paper is as outdated as a rock and chisel. Why write the old-fashioned way? Now you can take notes, make lists, and even doodle on a tablet designed to make jotting things down easier than ever. The Boogie Board LCD Tablet gives you all the function of a pen and paper, in a package that exudes convenience.

With a pressure-sensitive LCD writing surface, the Boogie Board captures every stroke and shows them at different thicknesses depending on how hard you press. You can even use your fingernail for ultra-quick notes on-the-run, or for filling in tiny doodle details.

At just 1/8 of an inch thick and weighing in at 4.2 ounces, the Boogie Board LCD Tablet gives you function and portability. Now you can jot down your thoughts, make checklists, and doodle to your hearts content without wasting a single piece of paper. A tool like this might just bring out your environmentalist side.

Give your notepads and pens to family and friends, because the Boogie Board LCD Tablet is available at Amazon.com (rated 3.7/5 stars from 153 customer reviews) for $29.00.