If your bub is bawling and your Why Cry Baby Analyzer reads BORED, this is the gadget they’re crying out for. Called the MamaRoo Bouncer, it features five distinct movements (car ride, kangaroo, tree swing, rock-a-bye or ocean) to help baby chill out after a hard day of air traffic control and connects to your mp3 player to provide a constant stream of sonic soothing and entertainment.
Including three plush balls in the style of famous artists (Van Gogh, Monet and Seurat) for your baby to gaze at in wonderment, the MamaRoo Bouncer has 5 variable speeds, comes covered in easily removable and machine washable fabric and features a bright LCD display for easy control of all functions.
Equipped with built-in nature sounds to aid in the early development of deep philosophical and existential thoughts, the MamaRoo Bouncer will have your baby bopping along to bebop before breakfast, latin at lunch, disco for dinner and alternating between alternative and industrial in-between.*
Check out the video below to see the Mamaroo in action. Doesn’t it make you want one…for yourself? I’m jealous frankly. But don’t let the green-eyed monster deprive your baby of the best – hop on over to ThinkGeek where you can score one right now for $199.99. (suitable for ages 0 and up for babies up to 25 lbs in weight.)
*Musical styles are for alliteration/entertainment purposes only. DO NOT play music that angers baby.