Soft, disembodied boy, sitting on my bed, he is just a toy, but I snuggle close, then everything’s alright, automatic joy, that is why I want a soft disembodied boy. Made of polyester and soft microfiber, he is rugged and long lasting, who could ever ever ask for more? Love without complications galore! A unique shape with support to snooze on, I will never leave my bedroom, I will never cry at night again. Wrap my arms around him and pretend…*
The Hug Me Pillow is a unique snuggling companion for lonely nights when your partner is away or while you’re working on landing a new one. Wearing a soft, machine washable, microfiber dress-shirt as a pillow slip, the Hug Me Pillow is one popular guy – rated 4.7 / 5 stars from 95 customer reviews – and is available now from Overstock.com for $24.99.
*With thanks to the Dolls and the heartfelt and hilarious product page comments.