Genuine Turkish Bathrobe Will Make You Feel Like Royalty

Just a quick heads up to anyone who’ll listen everyone I know, forget the novelty socks for Chrissy this year, k? I WANNA FEEL LIKE A KING!

This ritzy robe called the Genuine Turkish Bathrobe is imported from the Denizli region of Turkey (where they’ve made the world’s finest towels since the Middle Ages) and features a 1/2-inch thick pile – not your typical 1/4″ – with an exceptionally high thread count of 69,000 loops per square yard for superior water absorbency and body heat conservation.

Made of thick, generously-sized 100% Turkish cotton that gets softer with every wash and a luxurious weight that’s 60% heavier than other robes, the Genuine Turkish Bathrobe is available exclusively – in a large range of unisex sizes – from Hammacher Schlemmer for $119.95.

Hmm…the girlfriend’s in the bath right now. I’m sure she’d love to get me one of these.