Redefining slimming shakes…
30-minute workouts? If only I could be arsed had the time! Could maybe stretch a ten session, but what good is that gonna do?
The 10 Minute Whole Body Vibration Trainer is a low-impact exercise station that provides all the benefits of a full 30 minute workout in just 10 minutes – and is so good at toning up, it’s used by professional sports teams and even medical rehabilitation and fitness centers.
Shown to cause less microtrauma to muscles than conventional weight training (in medical studies conducted over a long 20-year period), this full-body ab-belt features a broad platform to either sit or stand on while you perform a varvarvariety of exercises – making your muscles involuntarily contract 30-40 times a second! Can the spinach.
Helping tone all your muscle groups simultaneously whilst also stimulating circulation, strengthening bones and stretching tendons and deep-lying pelvic muscles (work that floor), the 10 Minute Whole Body Vibration Trainer packs two levels of intensity (ordinary and orgasmic), multiple modes that focus on your choice of strength, stretching, massage or relaxation and is available now with white glove delivery for $4,500. “Where from?” *stepping on* Haaaaamaaacher Schhhhhlemmmmmmmeerrrrrrrrr.
