Personal Soundtrack Shirt: When Your Life Needs Background Music

Notice how every little thing a character does in a movie is filled with tension and excitement? In real life, opening a door to a dark apartment or scoring a date with that hot girl always seems to lack something. What do the guys in the movies have that you don’t? Two words – background music. It’s all about the soundtrack, baby, and the Personal Soundtrack Shirt can make that magic yours.

Imagine having a drum roll on standby when you have big news to share and never having to wonder if laughter will follow when you tell a joke. The Personal Soundtrack Shirt makes all auditory possibilities…possible.

The shirt comes with 20 built-in sounds, but you’re not stuck with those if they don’t accurately reflect the soundtrack of your life. Simply slip in your SD memory card loaded with your own MP3 files. The shirt also makes a great speaker for your iPod or other Portable Audio Player. You’re not still toting around a Discman, are you?

The shirt features a working speaker on the front, a pocket remote giving you control over 10 musical themes and 10 sound effects, and it only requires 4 AAA batteries to make everything work. Taking care of the shirt is a piece of cake. Simply unplug the remote, remove the speaker and chuck it in the washing machine. Yeah, I know it’s a really cool shirt, but you really do need to take it off and wash it every now and then.

Audibly illustrate your life with that Hollywood touch for the special discount price of $19.99 (regular price $39.99) at ThinkGeek and kick dull and boring in the ass.