Puppy Tweets Shares Your Dog’s Thoughts in 140 Characters

The little blue bird known as Twitter has taken the world by storm. You tweet. Your kids tweet. Heck, even your grandma tweets. So… why aren’t you letting your dog share his inner thoughts with the world? Talk about abuse. Is there a PETA person in the house?

Puppy Tweets lets Fido (or Spot, or Rover, LuluBell?) join in the Twitter fun, and he doesn’t even need to worry about not having fingers.

With Puppy Tweets, you just have to set up a Twitter account for your four-legged friend, upload a photo for the profile (because nobody likes a blank profile) and then plug in the USB unit.

You can let Hercules handle it from there, because every move and bark will send a WiFi signal to your computer that sends out a tweet sharing your pet’s innermost feelings a randomly chosen message from a selection of over 500 phrases. Witty sayings like “I bark because I miss you. There, I said it. Now hurry home,” and “I finally caught the tail I’ve been chasing and… OOUUUCHH!” will have Rex’s follower numbers stomping yours in no time at all.

Don’t think other Tweeps will be more interested in your dog’s mutterings than the witty banter you provide? Fork over $19.99 (reg. $34.99) and find out for yourself.