WRITTEN BY Sam Addison ON February 21, 2011

Samurai Umbrella Protects from Rain and Dishonor

Samurai Umbrella

Samurai Umbrella

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The Samurai Umbrella combines high-quality rain protection with outstanding Samurai style. A must-have for any modern warrior who doesn't like getting wet.

It is imperative for any Samurai to remain dignified, yet there is no dignity in carrying an umbrella. For centuries, this has been an intractable problem for the Samurai who wants to keep dry. No longer: behold the Samurai Umbrella.

Mounted over the aspiring warrior’s shoulder via strap and nylon sleeve, this will persuade any passer-by that you are a Katana-wielding Bushido-follower who would sooner commit Seppuku than let a drop of rain splash past your defences. Law-enforcement officials will treat you as their superior, and the dishonorable will cower in subservient fear.

It might not actually function as a sword, but it certainly feels like one with its finely detailed handle. Its instant push-button mechanism delivers the perfect synthesis of the Samurai Sword and The Umbrella. Its proud owner becomes the symbiosis of modern urbanite and ancient warrior.

There is no longer cause to fear the rain. With the Samurai Umbrella, the rain will fear you, from $32 | £20 | €24.

Where can I buy it?
Store: Firebox.com
Price: From $32 | £20 | €24
Buy Now at Firebox.com
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