I just took the dog out. I didn’t really want to watch a dog take a dump, so instead I looked up at the sky. Being night time, and unusually cloudless, the view was filled with stars. I had a sudden urge to lie down and just stare up at the mind-blowing view of the cosmos for hours. I shouldn’t have done this, or at least I should’ve looked where the dog had pooped before I sprawled out on the ground. With the Laser Cosmos from IWOOT, I could have just gazed at the stars from my unsoiled bed.
Just turn out the lights, turn on the Laser Cosmos and lie back to stare at a ceiling full of stars, optional blue nebulae and meteors. The size of your room doesn’t matter – the auto-focusing Laser Cosmos will fill it, as if it has given you the power of astral projection. The holographic technology projects a three-dimensional illusion, as if your mind has swelled to the size of a galaxy.
The view from my garden didn’t show many stars, and it was accompanied by a smell of dog excrement. But in space, no-one can smell your dog, and the Laser Cosmos from IWOOT is the next best thing to being in space.
If you have a few million, you could probably get yourself into space, but if you have £64.99, you can watch the cosmos from the comfort of your bedroom.