*knock knock*
“It’s the AUTHORITIES…destroy EVERYTHING“…
Like manual backups at a tsunami-ed nuclear plant gone critical, contingency plans are essential. And the most sure-fire path to unrecoverable data-destruction – short of a lengthy bonfire out back – is to throw everything at the Best Cross Cut Shredder.
Selected the BEST by the Hammacher Schlemmer Institute for its large shred capacity and ease of use – the Best Cross Cut Shredder is commercial-grade-confidentiality at its finest, using two steel counter-rotating cross-cutting gears which obliterate paper into unrecognizable parallelogram-shaped shreds.
The shredder chews through 16 sheets of paper in a single pass and completely destroys whole CDs and credit cards to the point where the pieces are impossible to reassemble or decipher. Just sound-bite me “eeeexxterrrrrminate” and call me a Dalek.
Also equipped with auto-start/stop, reverse and an LCD to notify you when its seven-gallon bin needs an empty, the Best Cross Cut Shredder is available now – for privacy-preparedness – from Hammacher Schlemmer for $199.95.
