“Shred documents with the twist of the wrists!” Waaaaaait a minute. I can do that right now. It’s called TEARING, my friend. Sure, I can still read all my details afterwards, but…oh.
This ultra-portable document destroyer called the Hand Paper Shredder will help protect you from identity theft wherever you go, as unlike conventional shredders, it uses no power whatsoever (apart from a bit of manual twisting) and fits conveniently into your briefcase or purse.
Thoroughly shredding one page (folded into thirds) or one envelope at a time, the Hand Paper Shredder is great for use at home, at the office or even on-the-go for cash machine readouts, card transaction receipts or, you know, if someone ever approaches you with an incriminating photo and attempts to blackmail you. “Mwahaha…I thwart your nefarious plan! *shred, shred, shred* Wait, what do you mean you’ve got the negatives?” $23.99 at ThinkGeek.