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The Upside Down Apron With Cooking Guide features a handy reference chart that provides the opportunity for naked chefs to flash their guests whilst ostensibly checking roasting durations commonly-used conversions, cooking times and measurements – and keeps them right in front of you, at your fingertips. Forget greasing up your laptop Googling conversion charts – clever cookies use the written word. Printed on aprons. Upside down. $29.99 at Perpetual Kid.