Wish you and your children could listen to far-off whale-song on the open sea? Ever been to the opera or the theater and found your seat to be a trifle too far back to hear properly? How many times have you gone bird-watching and yearned to hear nature’s avian melodies up close? Probably no, never, and none. But if you are a nosey creep who loves to snoop, then the Orbitor Electronic Listening Device is for you, regardless of how Gadget Universe want to market it.
Wearing headphones and pointing a big radar-gun at things might be a little bit conspicuous, so make sure you’ve got a well-camouflaged vantage point before you point the Orbitor at your neighbours’ private arguments. Of course, you might not care who knows you’re a snooper. In which case, you could use it to eavesdrop on private conversations at the busiest of gatherings – as the Orbitor zooms in on sounds up to 300 feet away, focusing in on what you want to hear and nothing else.
What’s more, the viewfinder allows you to see exactly what you’re snooping on. So even if your victims realize they’re being listened to and try to communicate by writing notes to each other, you’ll be able to visually spy on that too. Just in case you hear anything interesting, the Orbitor Electronic Listening Device can record two minutes of digital audio – so you can play-back things you weren’t supposed to hear in the first place!
Only $59.95 from Gadget Universe. And then a court order, or possibly jail-time.